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So the first time my girlfriend and I had sex, I snuck in her bedroom window. Afterward, I had to piss real bad (nervous I guess), so I slipped into the bathroom. I didn't want to wake the family, so I knelt to muffle the sound of the water. Unfortunately for me I knocked the toilet lid on the way down, and I whacked my dick in between the bowl and the lid. This woke up the whole family. MWS.

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Jan 18, 2010 06:22 PM - First Time - by Eli

Me - recently divorced, out on the scene after a long period of monotony- um...monogamy. She - cocktail waitress. Us- hot and heavy in a hotel on New Year's Eve. Things are getting hot and heavy on the couch. We move to the bedroom, kissing, and then she licks my face. Chin to nose. Not in a hot kind of way. In the way a dog licks your face. MWS.

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Jan 17, 2010 03:18 AM - Casual - by Bartin

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